I meant to say "winches" in the last post.
I don't have any "wenches".
Honest, honey.
All those pictures from the renaissance faire were of complete strangers. Even the one of the gal that smiled at me when I took her picture.
Her outlandish claims that I was the father of her little imp was just a ploy to extort money from me.
Who would use a wench to bend iron anyway?
Obviously I meant winch.
Case closed!
